Jason

What about jacking off to your picture? Does that count?

Sarah

That's only $2.50 per hour...but my dear Jason, you're a special customer..you only have to pay $2

Kd

Yeah and I get some for free right?...cause I'm your wife and all. I HAVE A RIBBON TO PROVE IT!

Kelsey

What about me? What do you charge other little girls like yourself, dearie? I want you sooooo much... you have no idea.